Bedtime and Naptime...
and Bedtime and Naptime.
Today... I did this, with Aubrielle.
"Wiggle wiggle!... wiggle that pee pee out.
Get it out, get it out... wiggle wiggle, wiggle it out."
Ya. I can't take credit for the awesomeness of that one...
It was almost ALL of Aubrie's doing. She's a pretty smart cookie.
My third and (plug your ears, bc you won't want to hear this, Mom) LAST child is being potty trained.
AND binkie weaned.
ya. don't judge me. I know. She's almost three. And still wears diapers and uses a binkie.
So, I waited too long.
But if you ever meet this chick. Then you'll understand.
She is very...
suborn, busy, defiant... Independent.
Anyone else have one of those???...(you feel for me now, right?)
While we were taking 30 minute "wiggle breaks" today... I did
Clearance sales are fun...but hard... lol.
If you weren't one of the 52 (literally) packages that I mailed out today...
...after getting the "stank eye" from the woman, in line at the post office, who just needed a book of stamps, behind me...
...Then I'll be mailing YOUR vinyl, tomorrow :)
(gimmie a break lady!...how was I SUPPOSE TO KNOW that there was only ONE post office employee today!?!?, because "Margarette called in sick?"... jeesh! BUY me a freakin' mailing SCALE, and some extra ink, for my printer and I'll print some dang labels at HOME! LOL. But don't sit there huffin' and puffin' and rollin' those eyes, because YOU don't "FEEL" like using the "buy stamps, now" feature at your local ATM!.... PLUS... Aubrie even offered you a lick of her "half eaten" lolly pop. We were just trying to be nice, while you were waiting...) hee hee hee
And now... to reflect on my day, via a "positive" checklist...
Here we go:
* No pee on my floors to clean up, today - CHECK
* No binkies used for whining, crying, or "fake" owee's - CHECK
* Lots of vinyl packages done, and sent off to my lovely customers :) - CHECK
* Doing this ALL
without my husband, who at...11:02pm, is STILL NOT HOME!
on my own... - CHECK
on my own... - CHECK
* Providing my children with a delicious meal
from Taco Bell, for dinner - CHECK
* Making sure that I called my husband to kindly remind him,
that since he was no help in my hell today, to pick up something for himself for dinner, on the way home... because cereal or Eggo waffles are his only option if he comes home empty handed - CHECK
Bulldozing Providing a space on each of my sweet children's beds for them to sleep tonight, so as not to be stabbed by hangers, or book corners from the mess THEY made that I refuse to clean up - CHECK
((( siiiiiiigh )))
Yup. It's finally bedtime, everyone is asleep...
In the words of sweet Mrs. Hillary Weeks...
"These are a few of my Favorite Things"
TO view the AWESOME video provided... you may need to click through from your reader.
Signing off, till tomorrow, ladies.
show and tell at preschool
and another post office trip...
in the 'Mornin'.