I think it's time to break up.
I mean, it's been fun these last few months but we just don't feel the same about you as we used to.
Do you remember how we were so excited to hang out, like EVERY day? And how you wrapped us in warmth and gave us endless hours of your undivided attention?
Yeah, well all of that was great until... it wasn't.
I think we are just... done.
The activities we used to love together are getting old, and that warmth has turned into scorching heat. Psssst... anything over 90 degrees just feels like you're smothering us, and it makes us beyond grumpy.
It's not you, it's us.
We just don't deserve you anymore.
I think it's time for all of us to move on and FALL in love with someone else.
Because honestly, you've driven some of us to drink WAY too much - merely to survive the whining, crying, fighting, endless amounts of meal fixing, housecleaning, laundry doing...and even though we're all making a good attempt at trying to keep our shiz together - it's just not pretty anymore.
Don't feel bad. Maybe we just need to separate for now; I hear time heals all.
I'm sure we'll find comfort and love in each other again someday.
The fed-up SAHM who adores and loves her kids, but is ready to get back to her regularly scheduled program.
TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY!? #momsunite